Why Am I Erect Right Now?

just got to massage class… why am i erect

bought retro bookends at an antique show #whyamierect

finished the maze on the captain crunch box #whyamierect

trying to put together ikea furniture #whyamierect

visiting my grandma at the nursing home #whyamierect

watching the football game with my dad and brother #whyamierect

just saw bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense #whyamierect

Just licked the barbecue sauce off my cheek #whyamierect

Dancing with my first cousin #whyamierect